POTTY MOUTH

Potty Training
Eli (almost 3) as entered the Potty training stage. I went out and bought Gummies to reward him when he used the potty so he has been going to the potty as much as possible. The other day we began to talk about number 2 on the potty.
Me “Eli when you go (number 2) on the potty Neen will give you FIVE gummies”
Eli “ an trooo feet?” (and 2 feet)
Feet are red jujubes shaped like feet with giant big toes
Me “ok”
Eli “and beans?”
Jazz and Eli only eat Gourmet Jelly Beans they won’t even touch regular Jelly Beans
Me “ok a couple beans”
Eli “A holatta beans and saberry marmallows” (a whole lot of beans and strawberry Marshmellows)
Me “ OK fine 5 gummies, 2 feet, beans and strawberry Marshmallows”
Eli “ Neen?”
Me “ya eli?”
Eli “Just putta diaper on me Neen OK !?!”
Not only is potty training expensive it may also not be worth the fight.