Mar 24, 2010

House Dress PART DEUX


Day one:
Wake up, baby awake, must get up and feed baby, look around dazed for house dress. Knowing this would happen the night before I hid house dress. Half dazed I glance at yoga pants on floor. I have vowed to leave yoga pants wearing to people who actually do YOGA. Rummage through closet and find jeans and long sleeve shirt. Decide to take it slow today. Feed baby, work on laundry/dishes/cleaning/bills put baby down. Hurry into the shower so as to be clean and made up for Husband when he comes home. Husband home, me clean with wet hair.
Husband fed and back to work, glance longingly at yoga pants. NO NO NO. Must stay strong. Get out makeup and hair dryer. Baby wakes up, baby this and that for the afternoon. Put away makeup and hair dryer. Cook dinner, husband home.
Dressed kind of
Clean YES
Makeup NOPE
Hair in wet ponytail

Day two
Wake up ect… much like day one. Clean but not dry by lunchtime. Since my efforts at being attractive have yet to be acknowledged I queue Kyle (25 husband).
Me “I have been wearing real clothes for the last couple days”
Kyle “Ya I noticed”
Me “well?”
Kyle “Well what?”
Me “ I have been dressing up for you! I haven’t worn yoga pants or my house dress in two days.”
Kyle “you mean the black dress you wear all the time?”
Me “ya”
Kyle “I like that dress you look great in that dress.”
Me “well steph said….(see house dress blog)”
Kyle “why didn’t you just ask me?”
Me “ I dunno…well this is just stupid”
I put on the house dress

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